This latest instalment finds Mr. Peter a little bunged up to say the least…and nothing seems to be loosening things up! With the help of Nurse Sue and a bevy of remedies, will Mr. Peter finally get his flow back? A hearty portion of prunes should do the trick, or failing that, something a little stronger!

Who needs MTV following you around when trusty camera man Bob is at hand to film you as you unleash your home and possessions to the adoring public? Piere Wilkinson certainly doesn’t! Like any credible celebrity these days, film star and cancer patient of the year 2008 Piere opens his doors and gives us regular folk a snapshot of what you can expect when millions of people idolise the ground you walk on! Gold plated baths and home cinema screens it might not be….but since when did the likes of 50 Cent have personalised messages made out of alphabet magnets left on their fridge? There’s a new surprise in every room as our resident comedy king carries on doing what he does best- rolling out the laughs and making fun of Bob of course. As the tour comes to and end and Bob is given his marching orders, there’s only one thing left to ponder upon…in years to come will we be watching Piere have his very own slot on the genuine Cribs?!

Pierre is back in the building…and taking to the sky! With Bob on holiday in Skegvegas, our favourite celebrity is without his trusted camera man…and actually missing him! There’s competition on board the bus as Darney- cancer patient of the year 2005 is sat next to Pierre- a force not to be reckoned with! As Pierre prepares to become a pilot, he attempts to reconcile the situation with Darney…and even manages to pose for a photograph together…but Pierre has other plans on his agenda! We soon discover Pierre has been telling a few porkies…is he really cancer patient of the year 2008 as well?! After a long day at the airfield, Pierre chills out in bed, watching his widescreen telly and wait a minute…is that Debs I hear in the background?

You simply can’t sit through an episode of Coronation Street these days without someone ringing you and disturbing the peace….as Mr. Peter soon discovers! A phone call from the hospital completely disrupts his evening television schedule as our favourite cartoon comedian finds out he has to go back to hospital. Looks like Come Dine With Me is off the agenda then. Once there, Mr. Peter has a Pic line put in and soon finds his precious locks falling out once more, which is a bit of a pain really seeing as he’s got a cut and blow dry booked in for next week! Sadly for Peter, an unwanted villain returns…and he’s more evil than ever…this time he’s trying to steal Debs….and the show! Will Brian pinch Mr. Peter’s fair maiden and take his place as our favourite cartoon host? Somehow, “The Brian Show” just doesn’t have the same ring to it!

Get ready for the tour of your life as Peter “Pierre” Wilkinson, cancer patient of the year 2007 AND 8 no less, gives us a lively look at the Sheffield TCTU ward and even demonstrates some of its wonderful facilities…although you might want to look away for that bit! Grubs up in the kitchen as “Pierre” gives us a run through of its uses, whilst causing five pounds worth of damage, no thanks to camera man Bob who just can’t keep that lens straight! Peter also reminds us all that its pizza night on a Tuesday and if your lucky you might even get…wait for it…a curry. Prepare to get more than you bargained for when our wannabe presenter gives us a peek of the fancy en-suite bedrooms, where, a call from mum interrupts the “cool” flow. On to the chill out room now, where Pierre finds himself making small talk with an unusual character, who, surprisingly manages to maintain his posture amongst the chaos of keyboard playing and telling Bob off. It’s a case of “over and out” as the tour comes to an end and Mr. Pierre Wilkinson, cancer patient of the year 2007 AND 8, but now an out-patient, returns to his dressing room back at the “studio” with Bob not far behind, fetching him ice cold drinks… and altering camera angles to make him look fancy…maybe in a few years time!

A hilarious animation by Peter Wilkinson, telling us the story of “Mr. Peter”, and how a trip to the opticians doesn’t quite go to plan when we are introduced to “Brian the brain tumour”. With a catchy soundtrack and his invisible girlfriend ‘Debs’ on his arm, he’s ready for anything. First stop, radiotherapy, where our favourite cartoon host gets a shock when he loses all his hair, although we soon discover bald is a very good look for Mr. Peter. After treatment is all over, as per usual, he just can’t stop singing about Debs…it must be love!